horribleintervalsofsanity:

myownstepsmyownstyle:

HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT!

He’s so cute, it’s not fair.

(Source: 4ssumed)

(Source: lovequotesrus)

» mad-cow disease

(Source: cuocopuffs)

honeysponge:

“I just keep pinching myself that that’s my wife.” - Orlando Bloom 

» HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE THAT BODY IN THE SAME YEAR SHE HAD HER FIRST CHILD. on another note.. proud husband face ♥

stonerparty:

jonwithabullet

» “no feelings, just sex”

gifmesomemore:

EMMA: ”you’re forgetting the biggest issue here. Sutton, my sister, is your girlfriend…”
ETHAN: ”yeah, I get it. and you know what; there’s a lot of reasons why we shouldn’t do this. but there is one thing you’re forgetting…”
ETHAN: “yeah, and what are we gonna do about ‘that’?”

» shark bait hoo ha ha