January 2010
60 posts
Filipino jokes
justineisabella:
crlnn:
1. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence. I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
2. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence. DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.
3. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence. I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
4. Use PERSUADING in a sentence. Jack and Jill will be celebrating their...
gosh, I'm so attracted to you.
(via anuntoldstory)
http://www.innocentenglish.com/pug-licking-screen-c... →
“ Why do we have to be together, physically together, for me to remember that...”
– (via kiddish)
4 tags
1 tag
formspring.me
nikkaaquino:
how come you’re busty. what do you do!!
LOL, to be honest it’s all genes. If you see me with my cousins from my mom’s side, you’ll REALLY see that it’s all genes.
Ask me anything
» LOLOLOL nikka ♥
Officially missing you.
chrissyloveee:
Just a week ago you were my baby Now I don’t even know you at all, I don’t know you at all. Well I wish that you would call me right now, So that I could get through to you somehow. But I guess its safe to say baby, safe to say that I’m officially missing you.
» most favouritest song in the whole world. check this video out. tenth grade yo.
Just a little less than 23 hours until I'm legal.
.. and I’m excited as fck.
myaffairwithnabokov:
So, there are some rumours going around that I’m a complete bitch, and frankly, I am quite shocked, shocked! at these supposed facts. How am I a bitch? I write Happy Birthday on everybody’s Facebook walls, I avoid blowing smoke into people’s faces while puffing on a cigarette..I even fake laughs at really bad jokes! What do you people want from me? Do you all just want me to...
amazing day.
there i wrote it so you can read it in chronological order.
“is it tacky to wear the same colour dress as the debut motif?”
“waiting until your birthday” - wow, that turned out well.. not.
“what are you doing?”
“i’m a KO-WAL-LAAA!”
“a sexy koala..”
miss congeniality yo. youwannakisssssmeyouwannahugggggmeyouwannaloooveme.
...
“I’m only upset that I kissed someone that wasn’t you.”
– Chuck Bass.