deartumblr.
be forewarned, i binge-blog.
notice: posts are random and inconsistent.
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Dec 13th, 2009 @ 10:03 pm
have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire.
@ 9:21 pm
spoken like a pro, true words.
truthordare.tumblr.com says:
bending at the knees is for amateurs - your dick ain’t my god!
rgonzalesss.tumblr.com says:
LOOOOOOL
(L)
@ 9:12 pm
Yeah so not after ten mins..
heywil.tumblr.com says:
rgonzalesss:
truthordare
I, for one, bend at the waist.
Bending at the knees, can hurt like a mother.
YOURE TOO YOUNG
TO BE TALKING LIKE THIS.
I DO NOT APPROVE.
rgonzalesss.tumblr.com says:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I shall retract that statement because it has deemed too offensive to some viewers of my tumblr. WILFRIDO, I AM TURNING NINETEEN IN A MONTH, BTW.
@ 9:06 pm
the way you take advantage of a man in love.. 'cause you're sweeter than apple pie.
nka.tumblr.com
@ 9:01 pm
truthordare
Bending at the knees, can hurt like a mother.
Statement retracted.
@ 8:56 pm
turn my swag on.. (that one's for you shesoutthere.tumblr.com)
So here I am, sitting at Jiminy’s dinner table because the library was full as fuck. We were going to UTM but y’all know it’s probably more full than shesoutthere.tumblr.com is off Burrito Boyz and Sushi. Have two exams tomorrow, k greeeeat. One of them is 40% of the whole course. Jeez.I forgot to add a couple things for the last post. So yeah, I love my mother. My real biological mother. HEY LAURA, HEY LAURA, she asked about you and hopes that you’re doing good. Mamabear and I talked about enough things. We talked about her family, like real biological family. “WTF ma, you’re so much hotter than her”. Talked about my dad and that whole situation. “yeah and i told her off ‘you’re a fucking slut’ and she cried like a little bitch” yes motherrrrrrrr. Mom’s a fucking champ. Then obviously she asked about charlie.. great. “Yeah Ma, he’s actually at Tremendous with Julian” “LET’S GO THERE AND TOTALLY EMBARESS HIM” muahah i love how we are so alike. But sometimes it’s the biggest piss off. We’re so blunt to each other, that we hurt each other’s feelings. “I hate your boots” “Well I hate your eyes, I can’t believe you ended up with your dad’s eyes” Ouch. Well I get to spend a whole day with her Thursday.
LAURA, LAURA, LAURA. I presume you already heard. I’m the biggest flake of life. Biggest bitch of life. I texted in the morning to decline the SPIRTman and received a text saying “i’m heartbroken”. LAURA, LAURA, LAURA. Okay, I guess we can do it up when you’re home laura so it won’t be awkward as fuck.
Today, jiminy, bessy, and spinto went to sushi and burrito boyz. I’m a noob to the fucking max. Oh shit, why the eff did peach liquer just msg me about exams. The fuck?
Alright gotta back to work.
@ 5:01 pm
» was just talking about this.carbongloss:misswallflower:(via youcankillmeifyouwant)
Reblogged from oh look, a blog..
@ 4:57 pm
“death ends a life . not a realtionship”
from my fav book from my 12th grade yr Tuesdays with morrie. this tattoo means alot cause it also goes for my great grandma. it means “as long we can love each other and remember this feeling of love,we can die without ever going away because al of the love we have created will still remain”
Reblogged from Fuck Yeah, Tattoos!.
@ 4:56 pm
» BRB, my husband’s hosting snl.Taylor’s SNL bumper pictures from yesterday’s Saturday Night Live! I thought he did an amazing job yesterday! My favourite skit was the ‘Team Jacob vs. Team Edward fan’! What was yours? What did you guys think of his performance?
Reblogged from we are only slightly ashamed.
@ 4:51 pm
I HATE WHEN THE SAME PEOPLE FILL UP MY DASH.
(via chrissyloveee)
» sorry chrissy.. YA LOOK GOOD.Reblogged from CL.
